Mild-mannered newspaper reporter Cluck Trent, taking a break from writing, overhears a conversation coming from his editor’s office. The one-sided conversation is from a villain on a “corny soap opera” the editor is watching on TV. The unseen soap’s villain calls himself “Aardvark Ratnik,” a Russian-accented terrorist bent on world domination. Ratnik supposedly threatens widespread destruction (though his demands are never heard); his first line, after a maniacal laugh, is “You cannot stop me, Mr. Newspaper Editor!”, which leads Cluck to the erroneous conclusion that Ratnik actually exists, his threats are serious, and that stopping him is a job for Stupor Duck. Cluck runs to the broom closet to change into his alter-ego (after an errant change into a witch’s costume, and then a minor adjustment to Stupor Duck’s shoulder pads) and begins his search for the non-existent antagonist.
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